Sociology

When I pick her up from school she puts her phone in the pool of melted lotion in the door

Ummm, she says

I suck the lotion out from her phone with my mouth

The guy at the counter charged me less for the smoothie without whey

A woman walked up to him and asked,

excuse me do you have a fork so I can just put the ketchup all over the French fries?

like she’d just solved a complicated problem for everyone

I didn’t invent human nature, a guy shrugged as he walked out the door